The spooky season is fast approaching, and if you’re old enough not to forget about Sanctuary, Cher’s 90s gothic furniture company (catalogs for sale on eBay for the curious and/or dedicated), you might not be surprised to learn that she’s making a horror movie with her son Chaz Bono. It’s called “Little Bites” (it’s about a carnivorous monster that stalks a young woman and a mother who will sacrifice everything to keep her child safe) and will be released in theaters in October, followed a while later via a streaming debut in horror. Platform Frisson. Chaz also stars in the Spider One-directed film (“Allegoria”) alongside Krsy Fox (“Terrifier 3”) and, more excitingly, horror legends Barbara Crampton (“Jakob’s Wife”), Heather Langenkamp (the original “A Nightmare on Elm Street”) and Bonnie Aarons (“The Nun”). You were expecting a special sweet treat in October and now get this life-size gift from Cher.
People who pay attention to what the big studios send to theaters will tell you that Universal is breaking trends and has been doing it profitably for years. While other studios are content to recycle intellectual property, create sequels where they weren’t needed, and go all-in on incredibly expensive content (Scorsese wouldn’t possibly call it “cinema”), why deserve us?) Universal puts more and less. Beloved original scripts in production, counting on the audience to show films that are not the same. All of this to say that the most recent task on his future timeline comes from Quinta Brunson, the star and author of “Abbott Elementary. “Co-written by Brunson and “Abbott” crew member Justin Tan, it’s called “Par for the Course” and that’s literally all the information we have about what it will be, aside from the good news that queer actor and Academy Award nominee Stephanie Hsu (“Everything Everywhere All At Once”) will co-star alongside Brunson in the comedy. When his “secret” prestige changes, we’ll tell you more.
Remember how Hulk Hogan sued them for leaking the sex tape in which he fucked a friend with that friend’s spouse, and then the weird gay billionaire, Trump crush Peter Thiel, funded the lawsuit because he was angry that Gawker had denounced him years earlier?if you don’t. Maybe you were busy with your life. Anyway, this crazy true story has been turned into an e-book: “Conspiracy: Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, Gawker and the Anatomy of Intrigue,” via Ryan Holiday, and now Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have taken over the adaptation of Charles Randolph’s script and handed it over to their friend from “Good Will Hunting,” Gus Van Sant. At the moment, the commission is called “Killing Gawker” and early rumors say that Affleck needs to play Hogan. Don’t get tired of rubbing your hands. there is still a wait ahead of you.
Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan announced the exciting news at Disney’s recent D23 event. After a crowd went wild with a standing ovation to celebrate its existence, the reunited mother and daughter of the screen announced the name of the production sequel to “Freaky. “Friday”: “Freakier Friday”. Lesbian director Nisha Ganatra (“Late Night,” “The High Note”) leads the updated story that sees Tess and Anna, years later, dealing with life’s stresses. Anna now has a daughter by herself, as well as a long-term daughter-in-law. Well, it turns out that they haven’t learned the lesson of the first twist of fate of turning bodies and that they are making this fateful vow again. Will family members also be exchanged?Who can say. But we can say that Mark Harmon and Chad Michael Murray are back, and all this long-awaited (which, for the record, is officially the canon of lesbian cinema thanks to the 70s original starring Jodie) will hit theaters sometime in 2025. .
Romeo San Vicente is a thirsty Thursday, precisely.
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